To start off this little rant of mine we're going to start with the Avengers when Nick is talking to the Security Council. The Avengers have just saved the world and there are cuts to the Avengers (Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Bruce Banner [Hulk]) walking detained Loki to a location to head back to Asgard with the Tezzeract. The council asks where Loki is and Nick informs them that Thor took Loki back to Asgard and they reply "That wasn't your call. He needs to answer for his war crimes." WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO TO A NORSE GOD THAT CAN MAKE PHANTASMS OF HIMSELF!?!?!?! And let's not forget that really important adjective when talking about Loki, GOD!!
Seriously! It would take Loki a total of seconds to escape any prison here on Earth. I know some is thinking "Well Alex, he was in Hulk's cell until his mind altered lackeys saved him" Bitch please, Loki was there to screw with everyone and make sure the Avengers were in disarray so they wouldn't screw with his plans (well that worked out huh?) Also you really think Loki couldn't have gotten away from all those guards when he was being escorted to the cell? Going back even farther, SPOILER ALERT!! the staff Loki has, has an Infinity Gem in it, sorry he would have kicked Caps AND Ironman's ass in a second if he so felt inclined.
But that's Loki's weakness, he likes to cat and mouse his prey.
ANY WHO!! Onwards to Captain America: Civil War, I love ranting about this scene. SO!! when Secretary of State Ross comes to Avengers headquarters he is there to let them know of the Sokovia Accords. Ross goes on saying "Thanks for your service, we owe you a debt, blah blah blah blah. But you guys are vigilantes and need to be in check, here's why (click) New York (getting blown to shit)
(Click) Washington (helicarriers blowing up falling in a lake)
(click) Sokovia (Sokovia launching into the atmosphere)
(clic) Wakanda (burning building and people helping injured)
"OOOOK!!!! Cap want to chime in on the alternatives to that? Everytime I watch that scene this is the dialogue in my head:
Cap: Alright there Mr. "Thunderbolt" Ross let's look at the otherside of all this starting with New York. So let's just say we lost? We would be under a worldly dictatorship by an insane Norse God. That nuclear missile that was directed at the island of Manhattan? Don't stand there and look like you don't know what I'm talking about. Would have leveled the island and don't get me started on the radiation poisoning to the rest of the state. Yea, how would that have helped when the aliens were coming out of a HOLE IN SPACE!!!! Yea, shall I continue on the matter? No, ok onto Washington. You're welcome there buster!! Do you even know what was going to happen if Sam, Hill, and I hadn't had those helicarriers shoot themselves down? Well for one thing everyone in this room to say the very VERY least would be six feet under in a box. OK! Yea that lake was destroyed and now a cleaning crew needs to take care of all that but hey, at least only a lake needs to be cleaned out and you can shake your finger at us saying "You guys bad bad messes, now Ross needs to clean up after you boo hoo." So again, you're welcome. (Turns to look at Tony) YOU!!!! I blame Sokovia on you! If you had talked to us, UP UP UP UP!!! Don't, Don't even! Boo Hoo yes you would have gotten the "Man wasn't meant to meddle medley" well guess what. The world wouldn't have to rehouse an entire city because you didn't wanna listen to reason. (Turns back to Ross) NOW! Yes that was TONY'S fault, no one here is taking any blame for that one. I wanted to tear him a new one after the party which we had because we finally retrieved Loki's scepter OOOOH! but what happened (Turns to Tony) Ultron took it! (Turns back around) So Tony is to blame for that one. NOW!! Yes yes yes, many lives were lost and the world is one city short. What if we had just let Ultron to his devices and let his plan unfold? Again, we would all be dead. A city sized meteor would have crashed onto Earth and all life, not just human life, ALL life would have been killed and Ultron would have had it all to himself. You....are....welcome. As for Wakanda.....yea you got me there. Brock mentioned Bucky and I lost focus and didn't notice the bomb on him. But if Wanda had not thrown him up in the air like she did, there would have been a much higher body count and a few leveled buildings. I take the hit for that one. Don't punish Wanda because she had to try and clean a mess that I started because of something I did.
(Fast forward to the end of Civil War when Cap has his shield in Tony's chest)
If you hadn't made Ultron! This guy wouldn't have pinned us against each other!!
Now that I've gotten that off m chest, I hope you enjoyed reading it and HappyMerry ChristmaHanaQuanzika!!
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